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Saturday, August 9, 2008
All about Punter-ING & Inspirations from Singalong
I notice that there are punters amongst us. To seize this chance of educating these punters for their BRIGHT future ahead, let me give u ppl here a crash tutorial on TOTO, 4D and wadeva. this tutorial incorporates singing with the must-knows of punter-ING, so do sing along~ DISCLAIMER: parts in brackets and in RED contains modified lyrics inspired by national day festivities. however the author claims no royalties nor responsibilities from the misuse of these Intellectual Property. strictly NO offense intended. Just for laughs~ First and foremost. Seek to WIN. (Deep in my heart I just know Right from the start, we will WIN Look where we are, we've bought so much And there's still a long, long way to go) Secondly. Remember these days- Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays, Sundays. (Remember the days, we set out together with faith? Remember the times, so hot, when we thought that long queues couldnt stand in our way?) Thirdly. Ensure that u use 1st grade 2B pencils. Be armed with erasers in case u make a boo-boo. (Count on that ERASER~ Count on that ERASER~ Count on that eraser to give u luck and all, Together ERASER, we will HUAT~) All is not lost when u make a blunder on the betting slip & u forgot the sacred piece of rubber. All u haf to do is CRUSH the slip...look around...and ...(REACH OUT FOR A BETTING SLIP~) Fourthly. Be legal. Go to the S _____Pool to place yr bets. Nonono. I dun mean the WET one here. Use yr brain use yr brain~ I have to omit the name of the company in case they sue me. Or to prevent myself from being accused of free publicity (Where I buy bets~ where I waste my money and sweat Where dreams dont-come true for us, Where we walk together hand in hand towards a future so bleak) Lastly. When u dun win any prizes. Do try again (if u still want to and can afford to do so). Thank you for your support. (This is lost truly, where I know it will be Where my dreams wait for me, where that money always flows This is won surely, as my senses fool me This is where I won't be alone, for this is where I know it's gone)
